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Saturday, 30 May 2015
Splatoon (WiiU)
I don't play a lot of shooters, but I was super-excited when Nintendo previewed Splatoon- to me, it looked like the kind of game that people would go out and buy a WiiU for. It looked fun, cool and fresh all at the same time.
Let me tell you, it sure does live up to the hype.
Controls
You entirely use the WiiU's gamepad in this game, which is great for people like me who haven't forked out for a Pro controller. The gamepad is used in a very intuitive way, including seamlessly using the in-built motion detecting.
Battle controls
Exploring Inkopolis
The little town you spawn into in Splatoon is called Inkopolis. Its main source of power is Zapfish, which are these cute little dudes that power things by being inside them. The storyline is very much reminiscent of the Super Mario Sunshine plot, except that there isn't someone masquerading as the hero who's actually the bad guy- the bad guy is made clear when you talk to an old guy who goes down a manhole at the beginning of the game.
There are many different areas to explore in Inkopolis, which encompass the different game modes. You can accessorize your character, which gives you buffs, by visiting stores within Inkopolis. The single-player mode is pretty fun, which you access by following the old man I previously mentioned. There are a few multiplayer modes- these include 4v4 matches with random opponents/ allies, the same but with friends, and an as-yet unreleased ranked mode. You can talk to people in Inkopolis and gain their gear once you reach level 4 in PvP, which I guess is to make sure you're confident with the controls before you get new weapons. There's also Amiibo support, which allows you to gain coins to spend in the stores by going back through single-player missions you've completed, usually through a time-trial format.
PvP
At the time of writing, there are only 2 PvP maps, which are equally as fun. There don't seem to be set tactics to follow, and even losing is fun sometimes!
PvP matchmaking seems to work fairly well, though for my first couple of games it did seem a bit unbalanced as there was a level 14 player online who kept being put onto the same team. I think with a bit of tweaking, the matchmaking system would be perfect- these tweaks could include matching up similar item builds and levels, as well as randomly changing up the teams so that the same people don't end up facing each other 4 or 5 times in a row, which is something that happened to me.
Single Player campaign
Though the single player campaign isn't particularly long, it is incredibly fun. The enemy mobs are quite varied, and they very much have a Super Mario Sunshine vibe about them. You start off with easy mobs and gradually they become harder. Each "world" has a boss, which is in a boss kettle (which is the coolest thing in the known universe), and each has their own set of unique moves.
Honestly, the game would be worth it for the single player campaign alone in my opinion, but adding the Amiibo support and online multiplayer makes it 10x more awesome. I set out to play the game for half an hour whilst some of my videos rendered and ended up playing for two hours straight, and I only stopped because I had to go to work.
It's a game that I'm so glad I bought, and if you don't own a WiiU already, they are doing the coolest looking WiiU ever which comes bundled with the game. Seriously, check it out!
So yeah, get it if you have a WiiU. Get a WiiU with Splatoon if you don't already own the console. It's the best!
Let me tell you, it sure does live up to the hype.
Controls
You entirely use the WiiU's gamepad in this game, which is great for people like me who haven't forked out for a Pro controller. The gamepad is used in a very intuitive way, including seamlessly using the in-built motion detecting.
Battle controls
In-lobby controls
Exploring Inkopolis
The little town you spawn into in Splatoon is called Inkopolis. Its main source of power is Zapfish, which are these cute little dudes that power things by being inside them. The storyline is very much reminiscent of the Super Mario Sunshine plot, except that there isn't someone masquerading as the hero who's actually the bad guy- the bad guy is made clear when you talk to an old guy who goes down a manhole at the beginning of the game.
There are many different areas to explore in Inkopolis, which encompass the different game modes. You can accessorize your character, which gives you buffs, by visiting stores within Inkopolis. The single-player mode is pretty fun, which you access by following the old man I previously mentioned. There are a few multiplayer modes- these include 4v4 matches with random opponents/ allies, the same but with friends, and an as-yet unreleased ranked mode. You can talk to people in Inkopolis and gain their gear once you reach level 4 in PvP, which I guess is to make sure you're confident with the controls before you get new weapons. There's also Amiibo support, which allows you to gain coins to spend in the stores by going back through single-player missions you've completed, usually through a time-trial format.
PvP
At the time of writing, there are only 2 PvP maps, which are equally as fun. There don't seem to be set tactics to follow, and even losing is fun sometimes!
PvP matchmaking seems to work fairly well, though for my first couple of games it did seem a bit unbalanced as there was a level 14 player online who kept being put onto the same team. I think with a bit of tweaking, the matchmaking system would be perfect- these tweaks could include matching up similar item builds and levels, as well as randomly changing up the teams so that the same people don't end up facing each other 4 or 5 times in a row, which is something that happened to me.
Single Player campaign
Though the single player campaign isn't particularly long, it is incredibly fun. The enemy mobs are quite varied, and they very much have a Super Mario Sunshine vibe about them. You start off with easy mobs and gradually they become harder. Each "world" has a boss, which is in a boss kettle (which is the coolest thing in the known universe), and each has their own set of unique moves.
Honestly, the game would be worth it for the single player campaign alone in my opinion, but adding the Amiibo support and online multiplayer makes it 10x more awesome. I set out to play the game for half an hour whilst some of my videos rendered and ended up playing for two hours straight, and I only stopped because I had to go to work.
It's a game that I'm so glad I bought, and if you don't own a WiiU already, they are doing the coolest looking WiiU ever which comes bundled with the game. Seriously, check it out!
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| Click to go to the store! |
So yeah, get it if you have a WiiU. Get a WiiU with Splatoon if you don't already own the console. It's the best!
Wednesday, 14 May 2014
Boardgame review: Takenoko
I'm a big fan of both pandas and board games, so when I saw that there was a combination of the two in existence, I was ecstatic and had to play it immediately.
So, what is Takenoko?
Takenoko is a fun game for 2-4 players. The aim of the game is to get the most points, which are gained by completing quest cards.
Actions
There are 5 actions to choose from in Takenoko, and you can do 2 each turn. These actions are- picking & placing a tile, moving the gardener to grow bamboo, moving the panda to eat bamboo, drawing a quest card and irrigating tiles.
Of course, you can only do each action once each turn, so your turns have to be planned wisely!
Weather
After the first round, each player has to roll a die to determine the weather for that day. There are six types of weather, each of which apply a different effect:
So, what is Takenoko?
Takenoko is a fun game for 2-4 players. The aim of the game is to get the most points, which are gained by completing quest cards.
Actions
There are 5 actions to choose from in Takenoko, and you can do 2 each turn. These actions are- picking & placing a tile, moving the gardener to grow bamboo, moving the panda to eat bamboo, drawing a quest card and irrigating tiles.
Of course, you can only do each action once each turn, so your turns have to be planned wisely!
Weather
After the first round, each player has to roll a die to determine the weather for that day. There are six types of weather, each of which apply a different effect:
- Sun- the player gets an additional action
- Rain- grows a bamboo on an irrigated tile
- Wind- the player can perform the same action twice
- Storm- move the panda, it eats a bamboo section
- Cloud- draw an improvement tile, either use it or store it until later (this is used as a free action)
- "?"- choose a weather type and apply its effect
Players do not have to follow the weather die and can choose to ignore it.
The end of the game
When one player completes 8 quest cards, the final round begins. Each player gets another turn to try and complete any remaining quest cards. Once each player has taken their final turn, the game ends and each player's score is totalled. Whoever has the most points is then declared the winner.
I played this for the first time with two people I've never met before, who also hadn't played it. Takenoko has the advantage of being fairly easy to learn, as well as not being a very long game.
I really enjoyed playing Takenoko, as it is an easy game to pick up and play- plus the different quest cards also add a level of re-playability to the game.
MmRed
Wednesday, 16 April 2014
Boardgame Review: Duck! Duck! Go!
Recently, it was international Tabletop day, so my local gaming store decided to hold a massive tournament of Duck! Duck! Go! (there were 12 players)
So, what is "Duck! Duck! Go!"?
It's a fun, fast paced game, where the object is to pass over buoys using your rubber duckie. Once a player has collected all of the buoys, they then have to get to the drain tile (of which there is only one) and escape. Seems simple, right? Well, there are more elements to the game that increase its challenge level as well as the fun you have with it. For example, there is duckie bonking, which is where you knock another player's duck away by landing on the same hex as them. They then follow the path you were travelling, and you can force them to face the direction of your choice once they stop. Which brings me onto movement. In the game, your movement is controlled by cards which you choose at random. The number on each card determines turn order, and the card has a path set out on it for you to follow. If two players have the same card, they take their turns simultaneously. There are also life rings, which act as teleports within the game- quite handy if you want to avoid other players, but you have to land on them rather than passing over them to use them.
How much is it?
Duck! Duck! Go is a relatively cheap game, at around £20-£25, and in the box you get 4 ducks as well as a bunch of tiles! You can also combine Duck! Duck! Go! sets to make the game bigger and more challenging, which makes it a brilliant party game!
So, what do you think of it?
Whilst I was playing the game, I was really enjoying myself. We were playing in teams of 2, so the game had both competitive and co-operative aspects, which is a really fun way of playing it!
MmRed
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So, what is "Duck! Duck! Go!"?
It's a fun, fast paced game, where the object is to pass over buoys using your rubber duckie. Once a player has collected all of the buoys, they then have to get to the drain tile (of which there is only one) and escape. Seems simple, right? Well, there are more elements to the game that increase its challenge level as well as the fun you have with it. For example, there is duckie bonking, which is where you knock another player's duck away by landing on the same hex as them. They then follow the path you were travelling, and you can force them to face the direction of your choice once they stop. Which brings me onto movement. In the game, your movement is controlled by cards which you choose at random. The number on each card determines turn order, and the card has a path set out on it for you to follow. If two players have the same card, they take their turns simultaneously. There are also life rings, which act as teleports within the game- quite handy if you want to avoid other players, but you have to land on them rather than passing over them to use them.
How much is it?
Duck! Duck! Go is a relatively cheap game, at around £20-£25, and in the box you get 4 ducks as well as a bunch of tiles! You can also combine Duck! Duck! Go! sets to make the game bigger and more challenging, which makes it a brilliant party game!
So, what do you think of it?
Whilst I was playing the game, I was really enjoying myself. We were playing in teams of 2, so the game had both competitive and co-operative aspects, which is a really fun way of playing it!
MmRed
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Wednesday, 19 March 2014
Cook, Serve, Delicious
As someone who was a fan of the Cooking Mama series of games, Cook, Serve, Delicious really appealed to me as a game.
It's available on Windows, Linux, Mac, iOS and Android!
Your very own restaurant!
You are the new proprietor of the Cook, Serve, Delicious restaurant, based in the SherriSoda tower. Your job is to upgrade the restaurant slowly but surely and to be the best restaurant in the world!
You can buy different food/ drinks to enhance your menu- some items give you bonuses for the weather, some for the time of day, and some give you negatives due to smell, fat content and other factors.

Crazy Dave
Crazy Dave is a character in this game, his role is that he makes bets on the odd occasion which you generally can double your money on relatively easily. There is another betting system in place, but it's a lot more specific than Dave's bets are!
The overall game
I really enjoy playing Cook, Serve, Delicious and the levels of difficulty are not too different, meaning that progressing through the game never really becomes impossible, unlike some other games out there.
I do enjoy Cook, Serve, Delicious and at about £7 (less on mobile devices), it's worth the money!
MmRed
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It's available on Windows, Linux, Mac, iOS and Android!
Your very own restaurant!
You are the new proprietor of the Cook, Serve, Delicious restaurant, based in the SherriSoda tower. Your job is to upgrade the restaurant slowly but surely and to be the best restaurant in the world!
You can buy different food/ drinks to enhance your menu- some items give you bonuses for the weather, some for the time of day, and some give you negatives due to smell, fat content and other factors.

Crazy Dave
Crazy Dave is a character in this game, his role is that he makes bets on the odd occasion which you generally can double your money on relatively easily. There is another betting system in place, but it's a lot more specific than Dave's bets are!
The overall game
I really enjoy playing Cook, Serve, Delicious and the levels of difficulty are not too different, meaning that progressing through the game never really becomes impossible, unlike some other games out there.
I do enjoy Cook, Serve, Delicious and at about £7 (less on mobile devices), it's worth the money!
MmRed
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Tuesday, 11 March 2014
Apologies
I've been super busy the past few weeks, so there hasn't been time to play games and review them. There should be a review up on the 19th.
Sorry
MmRed
Sorry
MmRed
Friday, 28 February 2014
Space Invaders (1994)
I recently bought myself a copy of the 1994 Game Boy edition of the classic game Space Invaders. Previously, I had only played this game on my Nokia N-Gauge as a child, and I wanted the full experience.
The game basics
For those of you that haven't played Space Invaders, it's a game where you have to save the world from an invasion of aliens- using just one ship. You have barriers you can hide behind whilst the aliens shoot at you, or you can be brave and pop outside of the barriers to shoot at them.
Different aliens
There are five different types of aliens, each worth a different amount of points. The points are lower for the closer aliens and they increase as shown below.
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The game basics
For those of you that haven't played Space Invaders, it's a game where you have to save the world from an invasion of aliens- using just one ship. You have barriers you can hide behind whilst the aliens shoot at you, or you can be brave and pop outside of the barriers to shoot at them.
Different aliens
There are five different types of aliens, each worth a different amount of points. The points are lower for the closer aliens and they increase as shown below.
Is it fun?
To me, the game is quite fun because I enjoy racking up the points. Some people may not enjoy it, but it's nostalgic and the sounds made by the game are cool too.
MmRed
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Monday, 17 February 2014
Twitch plays Pokemon
Over the last week or so, something like 50k people daily have visited Twitch Plays Pokemon. It's like a cross between a video game and a social experiment.
The nostalgia of the music, graphics and, well, the game, are enough to make you want to watch it for hours, but you have to watch 50k+ people try to control the main character. At the time of writing this, the stream has been going for almost 5 days and the chat is stuck in Team Rocket HQ after somehow obtaining 4 badges. The players have released the starter Pokemon (Charmander), a Spearow and a Rattata.
With no note on how close the final battle is, this is going to be a fun one to watch.
More info can be found herehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ka89uCBeLl9VV5GPlAKuW7yF8FGtnVmdbPnIwG8FnQ4/preview?sle=true
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Flappy Bird
The world seems to have been set abuzz by this free flash game. I can't see what all the fuss is about.
I played Flappy Bird for about 5 minutes, and stopped playing because it's a bad ripoff of Helicopter Game.
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I played Flappy Bird for about 5 minutes, and stopped playing because it's a bad ripoff of Helicopter Game.
Yes, it has birds in it. That's it, that's all that's good about it. Except that it isn't good, it's awful. The hit boxes of both the bird and the pipes you have to avoid are about 1mm out of what they should be, meaning that it's virtually impossible to avoid the pipes.
When you do manage to avoid the pipes, the game makes a sound that's suspiciously similar to the coin block sound from every Mario game ever, and the fact the pipes are identical also irritates me.
To control the flappy bird, you tap the screen. Unlike Helicopter Game, you have to tap continuously. So, the difference between this game and Helicopter Game are as follows:
- You control a bird, not a helicopter
- You avoid pipes, not random floating islands
- You have to tap continuously to stay airborne
- And, finally, it's a phone game rather than an online flash game.
The background changes from day to night and the bird colours change, which is nice. But this isn't a game, it's a waste of time. Yes, it's addictive, but the whole aim of the game seems to be just to get you to beat your high score.
**Note: apparently the creator of Flappy Bird has decided to remove it from app stores. A very odd move considering it was making him quite a bit of money with ad revenue. He may claim that it has nothing to do with legal reasons, but I can't see any other reason to pull a very successful game.*
MmRed
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Wednesday, 5 February 2014
Ur-Quan Masters HD
This is an interesting free game I found when roaming around the internet. Based on the sourcecode of Star Control II, originally published in 1992, this game has a truly retro feel to it.
The basis of the game
You are a member of a world once colonized by humans, and you must journey back to Earth in order to either help your people or to save humanity (you don't know which is more relevant at the start). Upon reaching Earth, you'll notice that the planet appears to be red- don't worry, it's not become radioactive, it's under a slave shield! Your new mission is to save Earth and free humanity from the clutches of the evil Ur-Quan.
An adventure/ space exploration game
The game revolves around exploring space and making allies/ defeating enemies. You have to build a fleet of ships and ensure that you bring the Ur-Quan to their (equivalent of) knees!
My opinion of the game
I really enjoy Ur-Quan masters HD and I feel that if you're into space-based games or just looking to play a nice game, you should go for this one.
Download it here.
Also, remember to save regularly. And if you have an issue with the game opening after first run, try running it as administrator!
MmRed
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| A Spathi, one of the alien races you encounter. |
The basis of the game
You are a member of a world once colonized by humans, and you must journey back to Earth in order to either help your people or to save humanity (you don't know which is more relevant at the start). Upon reaching Earth, you'll notice that the planet appears to be red- don't worry, it's not become radioactive, it's under a slave shield! Your new mission is to save Earth and free humanity from the clutches of the evil Ur-Quan.
An adventure/ space exploration game
The game revolves around exploring space and making allies/ defeating enemies. You have to build a fleet of ships and ensure that you bring the Ur-Quan to their (equivalent of) knees!
My opinion of the game
I really enjoy Ur-Quan masters HD and I feel that if you're into space-based games or just looking to play a nice game, you should go for this one.
Download it here.
Also, remember to save regularly. And if you have an issue with the game opening after first run, try running it as administrator!
MmRed
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